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Aries- Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up
Taurus- Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack
Gemini- Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them
Cancer- Isn’t allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon.
Leo- Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man
Virgo-Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside
Libra- Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days
Scorpio- Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face
Sagittarius- “Accidentally” chops it in half, kicks it and throws it a the neighbors car
Capricorn- Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them
Aquarius- Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they’re under appreciated
Pisces – Carves it in early October, is upset when it rots before Halloween night
Homestucks where are you?
This needs to be a thing. Calling all Homestucks.
someone please illustrate this
This accurately portrays every single character omfg
Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.
1. Open Calculator
2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY
3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search
4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated
5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone
6. Reblog and add the image
T O Y O U – My first love, my big love, my great love.
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked