I had just gotten home from school and my older brother was home so I started annoying him while wearing my unicorn mask and he just stops and goes
"fine. fine. I know how to deal with this"
and goes into his room
and comes out with an actual samurai sword
anD CHASES ME
SAYING HE’S A UNICORN HUNTER
HELP HE’S 21
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry