itsstuckyinmyhead:

Family and Tumblr

rapidopatter:

blimpcat:

hussie-stole-my-soul:

iheartpkmn:

8lue-8lood-vriska-serket:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up

Taurus- Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack

Gemini- Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them

Cancer- Isn’t allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon.

Leo- Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man

Virgo-Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside

Libra- Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days

Scorpio- Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face

Sagittarius- “Accidentally” chops it in half, kicks it and throws it a the neighbors car

Capricorn- Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them

Aquarius- Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they’re under appreciated

Pisces – Carves it in early October, is upset when it rots before Halloween night

Homestucks where are you?

This needs to be a thing. Calling all Homestucks.

someone please illustrate this

This accurately portrays every single character omfg

You called?

movie:

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) follow movie for more movie quotes and scenes

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

nbcsnl:

But society, man!

(Source: sohapppily)

totally-troyler:

a moment of silence for our fallen brethren

(Source: newkidsonmycock20)

timsutton:

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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T O  Y O U My first love, my big love, my great love.

(Source: colorfulusagi)

(Source: bogsaint)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked




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unexpectedhomo:

grawly:

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