· Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?

leander-ligo:

the-tardis-of-221b:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

forsciencejohn:

julianplowden:

like where does this shit be coming from?

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am I a fucking fairy?

glitter is the herpes of craft supplies because it gets on you once and then pops up unexpectedly for the rest of your life at the most inopportune moments

there’s a gay silence nearby just throwing glitter at people just to fuck with them

There are two kinds of people

And one of them is fabulous

(Source: 2am-poetry)

doitsus-on-a-plane:

mustachefirebender:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

Someone bumped into my chair and I kept sleeping

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Someone bumped into my chair and I spilt my bloody tea

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(Source: sassysamwinchester)

hheyheeyheyy:

kazandcas:

lokis-army-at-221b:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings

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Oh my god!

westbor0baptistchurch:

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

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You’re a douche bag.

sasoriza-scorpio:

youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

GET OUT

I wanted to see if ketchup would burn my eyes

it did

(Source: lyallrandolph)

iamtonysexual:

turboxswag:

pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

hello

one of these things is not like the others

laliophobiac:

every other artist on tumblr:
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me:

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(Source: enoshlma)

getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

my laptop is over heating omg someone help

IM TRYING TO BLOW AIR ON IT TO COOL IT DOWN

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my laptop is dying thIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GET SEXUAL

(Source: hi)